Oh, by the way I’ve always thought it was a little weird that Noah being naked in his tent was somehow bad… It’s HIS TENT. How about some freakin’ privacy? Did they just go rambling around into any old tent back then, heedless of the consequences?
Also, special note: one of the prophets (Ezekiel? Isaiah? Bob the Redundant?) went around naked—at the behest of God Himself, mind you—for a REALLY LONG TIME IN PUBLIC VIEW OF ANYONE WITH WORKING EYES.
I mean, I’m just saying…
Maybe Noah should have said, “Hey, I just SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD by having enough faith to build a HUGE BOAT WITH MY BARE HANDS while everyone said I was a total moron. So I got a little tipsy and lolled around my tent naked for a while… DEAL WITH IT. Maybe, kids, instead of worrying about the fact that I am naked in my own personal tent, you should be worrying a little more about the fact that YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO MARRY THEIR SIBLINGS. Also, what if you have a ton of boys and only one girl? Troubling times ahead.”
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Oh, by the way I’ve always thought it was a little weird that Noah being naked in his tent was somehow bad… It’s HIS TENT. How about some freakin’ privacy? Did they just go rambling around into any old tent back then, heedless of the consequences?
Also, special note: one of the prophets (Ezekiel? Isaiah? Bob the Redundant?) went around naked—at the behest of God Himself, mind you—for a REALLY LONG TIME IN PUBLIC VIEW OF ANYONE WITH WORKING EYES.
I mean, I’m just saying…
Maybe Noah should have said, “Hey, I just SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD by having enough faith to build a HUGE BOAT WITH MY BARE HANDS while everyone said I was a total moron. So I got a little tipsy and lolled around my tent naked for a while… DEAL WITH IT. Maybe, kids, instead of worrying about the fact that I am naked in my own personal tent, you should be worrying a little more about the fact that YOUR KIDS ARE GOING TO MARRY THEIR SIBLINGS. Also, what if you have a ton of boys and only one girl? Troubling times ahead.”